I'm thinking once I'm famous and Oprah-rich, I'll do commercials to get free shit. Like, let's say down the road I got like 4 kids, and working on my 5th. I'd do a commercial for Target (school clothes and supplies), and maybe some voice over work for some banks or American Express an shit (limit-less credit). And then, when each kid turns 18, I'll do a commercial for the University of Michigan (Tuition).
My plan is fool-proof, I just need the blueprints to getting rich. And I got the blueprints, except someone stole them (coughsikecough). But lately I've been considering playing the lottery, or maybe actually working hard, but the arms of life pull me away when I'm traveling to buy said lotto tickets, and I'm lazy (e.d: and a stoner).
I also would like to get free season tickets to the Pistons, Tigers, Red Wings and, or course, the Wolverines (all sports minus gymnastics).
I am fucking bored.
I don't wish to be famous, or rich (well... real rich at least) but I wouldn't mind.
Be good. Go Blue.
