Saturday, May 8, 2010

Ps3

I blogged from my ps3

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Dumb people are ruining the world


This is pretty funny. Cruisin' FB's new feed and see this....


Jessica Luty Party in the woody woody.. join us niggas
Sat at 11:55pm via Mobile Web · Comment · Like

To which I respond with "ur dumb" simple and cool. then she messages me as if her problem isn't obvious already.

Between You and Jessica Luty

Jessica Luty April 5 at 8:04pm
I don't know why you decided to tell me I'm dumb on one of my posts.. Nice way to say Hi, haven't seen you in awhile. If you didn't like what I wrote, don't read it. Thanks

Oh and congrats on the kid, he's cute.

Andrew War Hall April 6 at 10:19am
your comment was immature and close minded. Dont use words you have no history with, even if your hanging with some black people and you say it round them and they dont care. be smart, even tho u went to Vandy. I dont want to see no more dumb shit on ur facebook wall, be classy not class-less.

Jessica Luty April 6 at 2:42pm
I feel no need to explain my comment to you. You're not my parent or my friend. Like I said mind your own business, I don't know if you realize but you're white. Not that this matters but it was my friend Corey who told me what to write that night, and again not that it matters but he is black. If he has no problem neither should you, and if you do, keep your opinions to yourself. It's not very often that I post something like that, so one should realize it was obviously not just me who wrote it. I am classy and smart and I don't need anyone I haven't spoken to in years telling me otherwise.

Andrew War Hall April 6 at 3:37pm
blah blah. ur still dumb. dont use any word that could describe the color "black" until president obama tells you to your face that it's ok.

go back to fuckin school and read about the N-word. trying to make it sound like you got approval to use the word makes you look even fuckin dumber.

classy or not, your grade A dumb.




You know, I figured shit was self explanatory. I guess not.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Dreams.



im on the coastline watchin as the sun sets
bank on steriods, love watchin my funds flex
nobody on the beach me, i could feel the sand underneath my feet
smell the salt when i breathe

got a house wit a view, city's even closer
frontlawn, no sign readin for-closuer
dont ever wanna move, up-root, re-locate
im stayin here like i gotta goto probate

shun away all the nightmares
stay blowed, so if i dream it all it's a miracle
i sleep when convient, so me dream is - few & far between
like a moon gettin eclipsed

till the alarm chirps, ill be dreamin of retirement
hopin' i dont out-live the enviroment
so when i get a real job it is a means to an end
wake up if u ever see me dreamin again

Monday, August 24, 2009

If the price is right. If you're winning, then I'm winning.

High as hell, scared to stand up
lookin at the ceilin', tryna shake the feelin' of the last puff
burpin up smoke, got me huffin
looked in the fridge 9 times, still aint picked nuthin

stomach empty, beats aint fillin me up
i need a broader menu, gotta watch what i put in my gut
so hard to not to snack of the trendy
corny ass beats, stick to red meat

blood drippin from my jaw, i can picture it
motivated, to make the best of my predicament
get the money, share it wit the people who most need it
hopin' that the process repeated

like unspoken law, we get in to give back to y'all
the plan is to walk, we don't need to crawl
back from the ashes of the wackness
home grown, the opposite of manufactured



i got a long term plan, wit good benefits
includin' cake for the relatives
i refuse to settle wit the bare min, on a new mission
to see the dreams in my head come to fruition

we all hurtin in the pocket
market value down, on the best of product
i want more than my share, smooth talker
holdin on the mic like bob barker, if the...price is right



i wanna make it wit the music, but life's crazy
its hard to focus on a verse, when i aint told my dad im expectin a baby
so im juss slackin' away, waitin for the slap in the face

the rumors you hear, or heard, are not actual
they said i left forever i say im back my sabbatical
and pickin up where i last left ya
put the finishing touches on my big lecture

breathe, eye contact make sure they listenin'
commandin they attention, show em what they missin
what it sounds like when the thoughts are un-altered
biography of dangerous, weed is the co-author

an i dont need much, juss a light budget
bigger than the school systems, i teach the kids something
trust that, i know people that'll reach 'em
money motivated, no other reason as long as the price is right

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Seven is the number.

It's been a fun week, and it's only Thur... Wednesday, and that's basically Thursday, since most people have Friday off. Monday I helped my mother's friend move and got a decent payment for some easy work. I gave it all to my girl to be nice, since it's usually the other way around. I was extremely tired all day, so I didn't get to enjoy the wonderful weather.

Tuesday was fairly lame, but not overly lame. If "lame" was like being in the "red", and the opposite of lame was like being in the "black", then Tuesday was a "run on the bank." Thank god the bank never went under.

Wednesday, or today, was also pretty lame. Aside from the guest appearance of Caity, and my wife getting out of work early. The Pistons signed Ben Gordon and Charlie Villanueva, maybe they'll hire Jim Calhoun and make a bid for Caron Butler and Ray Allen, then move the team to Connecticut. Word.

It's still Wednesday, I'm bored as hell and feeling super cluster-fucked, as a swarm of company decided infest my living space. "Arg" I'm currently hiding in the most obvious place, luckily no one's looking for me.

I've been on this "Deal Breaker" shit hard lately. You would think piloting this helicopter to a power-plant over run by bikers would get boring after a million games... but... it hasn't. I keep finding new ways to annihilate their handle-bar mustaches. I always seem to be teamed with the most incompetent players GTA has to offer. I will take out all five floors of enemies, but when two bikers drive away on slow ass hogs, my teammates can't track them down. I'm in a helicopter, kamikaze-diving onto a boat full of raging lunatics with assault rifles. Pussies.

Zach Randolph is going the Grizzles for Quintin Richardson. Two players with up and down careers. Z-Bo is a moron-spartan, I got no love for that dude. Q-Rich is ok, I admire his commitment to Jordan shoes, but as a player, he hasn't accomplished much since Phoenix.

Alright, I'm gonna go rumor-surfing. Peace.

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Monday, May 25, 2009

Why I'm not a ESPN NBA Analyst

It's been a long playoffs already, and while I didn't make any concrete predictions, I feel like a prophet. In the first round I expected to Cavs to sweep, Nuggets, Lakers, Mavericks, Magic and Boston to all advance. The second round played out the same way I expected, with the teams who are now playing the in conference finals all winning.

While it's still too early in the conference finals to retract any of my predictions, I admit I'm slightly worried. The Cavaliers are down 1-2, but I truly believe Mike Brown's lack of coaching skills will be balanced out by LeBron's play. Cleveland will win the next two games, one in
Orlando and the second on the home court. Stan Van Gundy has proven himself to be stable in pressure situations, and has really amazed me with his preparation and strategy in these playoffs. While the Magic are better at every position besides small forward, they don't have the on-court leader, or superstar player who can hit big shots in the fourth. The Magic are a classic example of how good players become great players can be if they allow themselves to be coached.

It's still to early for Dwight Howard to be "that dude" when it comes to taking over a game with his scoring. But the Magic have all the right parts to be champions, and if they advance to the finals this year, they would only be ahead of schedule. Cleveland is in a hard situation; they made moves during last season, swapping Drew Gooden for Ben Wallace, and acquiring Delonte West for Larry Hughes and then getting Mo Williams from the Bucks in the off season. Trades that suggested the star player wanted a new cast. They hold they best overall record from the regular season, and loosing to the Magic would only make it harder to keep the King in Cleveland.

That said, I am a Pistons fan who loves all 30 NBA teams for 30 different reasons. I won't list those reasons, and I might actually only like 27 of the 30 teams.

JR Smith is that dude.


PEACE

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Don't Ruin My Movie

Today, Friday, April 1st, is the day we will get to see X-Men Origins: Wolverine on the silver screen. I've been tweaked for this movie since I first heard about Fox wanted to do prequels with a focus on individual mutants from the X-Men franchise. I figured Wolverine would get the first movie, since his character is arguably the most popular of all X-Men. 

I wish I had the extra cash to go see this later tonight, but I'm sure I'll see it before next Friday. The workprint didn't have much to offer, the special effects were still too young, and there's been extra footage added since the
 workprint leaked. Regardless, my excitement hasn't been deterred by the quality of the bootleg.

Ryan Renolds' portrayal of Dead Pool better be dope. If they fuck up the character, and this movie blows, I'm going to demand creative control of the franchise and take Fox to court. I'll make the next 4 X-Men movies in my backyard, blowing up old action figures for fight scenes.

Hell, I could probably find a X-Men nerd willing to scald h
is face with boiling hot water in-order to achieve the most accurate rendition of Deadpool's face. Wade Wilson was a crazy loo
king dude, I could only find a picture of a miniature statue. It's still a good picture, but a little more detailed than the face I remember from the comics. Deadpool is a beast, he 
has the same healing power as Wolverine, and is also a product of the Weapon-X program. I don't know why he's a ninja, but I know he'd smash Leonardo in a duel. On guard, bitch. Yaaaaaaa!

Anyways, if anyone reads this, and you see X-Men Origins, leave a comment with a review of the flick. Or don't. 

Peace,

Dangerous Carlo