Don't Ruin My Movie

Today, Friday, April 1st, is the day we will get to see X-Men Origins: Wolverine on the silver screen. I've been tweaked for this movie since I first heard about Fox wanted to do prequels with a focus on individual mutants from the X-Men franchise. I figured Wolverine would get the first movie, since his character is arguably the most popular of all X-Men. 

I wish I had the extra cash to go see this later tonight, but I'm sure I'll see it before next Friday. The workprint didn't have much to offer, the special effects were still too young, and there's been extra footage added since the

 workprint leaked. Regardless, my excitement hasn't been deterred by the quality of the bootleg.

Ryan Renolds' portrayal of Dead Pool better be dope. If they fuck up the character, and this movie blows, I'm going to demand creative control of the franchise and take Fox to court. I'll make the next 4 X-Men movies in my backyard, blowing up old action figures for fight scenes.

Hell, I could probably find a X-Men nerd willing to scald h

is face with boiling hot water in-order to achieve the most accurate rendition of Deadpool's face. Wade Wilson was a crazy loo

king dude, I could only find a picture of a miniature statue. It's still a good picture, but a little more detailed than the face I remember from the comics. Deadpool is a beast, he 

has the same healing power as Wolverine, and is also a product of the Weapon-X program. I don't know why he's a ninja, but I know he'd smash Leonardo in a duel. On guard, bitch. Yaaaaaaa!

Anyways, if anyone reads this, and you see X-Men Origins, leave a comment with a review of the flick. Or don't. 

Peace,

Dangerous Carlo