Don't Ruin My Movie

Today, Friday, April 1st, is the day we will get to see X-Men Origins: Wolverine on the silver screen. I've been tweaked for this movie since I first heard about Fox wanted to do prequels with a focus on individual mutants from the X-Men franchise. I figured Wolverine would get the first movie, since his character is arguably the most popular of all X-Men. 

I wish I had the extra cash to go see this later tonight, but I'm sure I'll see it before next Friday. The workprint didn't have much to offer, the special effects were still too young, and there's been extra footage added since the

 workprint leaked. Regardless, my excitement hasn't been deterred by the quality of the bootleg.

Ryan Renolds' portrayal of Dead Pool better be dope. If they fuck up the character, and this movie blows, I'm going to demand creative control of the franchise and take Fox to court. I'll make the next 4 X-Men movies in my backyard, blowing up old action figures for fight scenes.

Hell, I could probably find a X-Men nerd willing to scald h

is face with boiling hot water in-order to achieve the most accurate rendition of Deadpool's face. Wade Wilson was a crazy loo

king dude, I could only find a picture of a miniature statue. It's still a good picture, but a little more detailed than the face I remember from the comics. Deadpool is a beast, he 

has the same healing power as Wolverine, and is also a product of the Weapon-X program. I don't know why he's a ninja, but I know he'd smash Leonardo in a duel. On guard, bitch. Yaaaaaaa!

Anyways, if anyone reads this, and you see X-Men Origins, leave a comment with a review of the flick. Or don't. 

Peace,

Dangerous Carlo

I Need These

I'm not the biggest fan of Chris Paul, nor am I the biggest shoe head in the world. However, these shoes make me wish I never gave up my mall job. The Air Jordan CP3 II, in it's new White/Mean Green colorway are inspired by the Incredible Hulk. They did this shit 15 years too late. I used to run around in my drive way in some old, beat up purple sweats and a ripped plaid shirt, screaming at cars and random animals like I was the Hulk. That usually ended when the neighbor came out and started gutting squirrels on the hood of his taxi. Mr. Squirrel is what we called him, he was fuckin' weird. 

We lived two blocks from West Wood Mall, on Brown street and this dude was slicing up squirrels for dinner, like Polly's wasn't just up the road. Anyways, I found these on sneakerfiles.com . Go there and look at other shit.

Also, if you haven't had a chance to catch the first round match up of the Chicago Bulls and Boston Celtics (NBA Playoffs), then you are missing the best basketball of... almost said all-time, but that's giving them too much credit. But it's been a great series and game 7 is on Sunday. I think, go to espn.com to be sure.

Joakim Noah's steal in the 3rd over-time of game 6 was crucial. Steals the ball from Paul Pierce 

(Douche) and takes it 3/4's of the court for a plus-one dunk, shits on P-squared and makes his free throws. I despise the Celtics like 100 degree weather. With all due respect, I'm glad Kevin Garnett is hurt for this series. It allowed the Bulls to get some calls, and it made the series about the point guards. Rondo averaging a triple-double through the first five games was insane.  But,

Ray Allen is a robot and Paul Pierce is top of the line douche. Rondo is a beast, but I can't stand him either. Chris Farley would have a heart attack if Da Bulls pulled it off in Boston. 

I'm out.

Fuck Boston.

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My Computer is working..

What the fuck is up? I am back online with my own computer. Do you know how fucking pumped I am? No, you fucking don't. The Playoffs are on and I'm pumped about this also. I'm so pumped I feel like this guy: 

His arms exploded. Foreal.

On a far more serious note; Brett Farve is a free agent, but will remain retired. Don't expect Jesus H. Farve to come out of his cave.

Unless he decides he can't leave the game alone, and chooses to give it another go. You never know, Michael Jordan couldn't leave basketball alone and Michael Jackson couldn't leave little boys alone. Man, that's fucked.

Peace,

Mr. Hall

Beep... Beep... Beep...

Sometimes my computer chooses death over life. I revive it daily, defibulating its heart. Here it goes now...

Fuck you TOSHIBA BATTERY!!

AL!!!

Insert Hand Here

If they fuck up X-Men Origins: Wolverine, I will be upset. That is all.

Also, I want to be the director for the Captain Planet movie. The time is right for this movie to start production, seeing as how the world is melting away slowly and we'll all be drowing from melted iceburgs soon. Captain Planet, he's our hero, gonna take polution down to fuckin NEGATIVE ONE!

Are you the one... Mr. Boots??

I can feel it, crawling up my spine like a large spider. My gut tells me to turn around, but my brain won't compute. I push closer to the cold, begging for a conflict with Mr. Boots. Boots is notorious for making strong, burly men run scared and scream like a guy with a vagina. Ask this douche: Zak

I need to get in shape. My Under Armor is still too tight, even for Under Armor, and until I'm in peak physical form, I can't go ghost hunting with my WalMart shades and self-painted belt buckle.

Back to Boots....

Mr. Boots was made for walking, and that's what the fuck he does. The next time you come in Mr. Boot's cave he's putting a boot into rectum. Mr. Boots could care less if your raging from your steroids, he just wants to rip out your soul and devour it while you slowly grow cold and die. Mr. Boots attacks at will, regardless of sexual orientation, race or religious preference. His only goal is to remove your spirit and consume your soul like a Hungry Man dinner.

Mmmmm.... Popcorn chicken. 

This show should be canceled, if not for the fugazi-ness, at least because it's corny as fuck. 

Next topic: None.

Good fucking night...

assholes...

Peace be with you.

Sigh Oh Nar uhh

I was just thinking...

Today I thought about a connection regarding the Death Of Super-Man story-line, and Michael Jordan's retirement.

When it comes to comics, most people will say Super-Man is the number 1 hero. In turn, basketball fans will answer "Who's the best" with "Mike" 10 times out of 10. They're basically the top dude in their respective mediums. And both have achieved great things, and they've both been defeated in epic battles... well sort of...

So in Death Of Superman, Doomsday comes down to earth and smashes on Sup' and the JLA. After Doomsday beats down the JLA, only Super-Man is left to battle this big ass dude. After a dope ass fight, and some crazy shit, Super-Man ends up dead in the middle of Metropolis. The Justice League held a funeral, and for a while, shit was crazy in Metropolis.

Meanwhile, in the NBA, Mike had won the second-half of his 6 rings and called it quits. Tim Duncan won the Admiral his 'chip, soon after Kobe and Shaq started a three-peat with Mike's old coach.  Jordan had to comeback, he had fucked the Wizards up with bad draft picks and sold his share of the team to become a player and start his third come-back. His first season back was also the last season Kobe and Shaq won a title together. M.J. played two seasons in a Wizards uniform, before finally loosing his battle with the biggest villain to all NBA Players: Time.

This is where shit gets weird.

In the comic world, four new Super-men had arrived on the scene. The youngest was Superboy, the coolest was Steel, the wackest was the cyborg superman, and the last one was another Kryptonian alien. The Man Of Steel claimed to be the spirit of Super-Man, rather than claiming to actually BE Super-Man, as was the case with the other three. Superboy was actually a clone of Super-Man but in a younger form, with a more material demeanor.  The cyborg prick, or Man of Tomorrow,  was a robotic version of Super-Man with Krypton technology, almost like a re-built Super-Man.  The final super-clone was referred to as The Last Son Of Krypton. This version would kill criminals, and wore a Horace Grant visor.

Now, suppose Super-Man is Michael Jordan, it shouldn't be hard to imagine. The clones would be...

Steel: LeBron James. He embodies the spirit of Mike, but he knows he isn't Mike. His size and strength, along with his physical stature, is similar to Steel. For the record, fuck Shaq, he's on Clark Kent's dick.

Super-Boy: Dwayne Wade. Super-Boy was a younger incarnation of Super-Man, more reckless and youthful. Dwayne is very similar to Jordan, and the Super-Boy of M.J is definitly D. Wade.

The Man Of Tomorrow: Kobe Bryant. Kobe is a robot, he wants to be Mike. From the plus-one aspect of his number, to his desire to win 7 rings. While Kobe is essentially a clone of M.J, his bitterness and resentment fuels his desire to be better than Mike.

The Last Son of Krypton: Vince Carter. Vince is like a bizzaro-mike. He resembles M.J, he can do things Mike did, but something about him is dramatically different than the G.O.A.T.  Vince's killer instinct the opposite of Jordans. While Mike tries to make the shot to win the game, Vince takes the shot to look good. Michael was competitive, Vince is entertaining, but none the less, lethal.

They all follow in the steps of Jordan, and Kobe is the closest thing to Mike in terms of championships and individual accomplishments. LeBron has the spirit and the appeal of Steel, and has yet to really scratch the surface of his potential. D. Wade came out hard, and in a lot of ways seems like a young Mike, with an aggressive demeanor and reckless defensive play. Vince was the least successful of the four, in regards to championships and awards, but style of play and athletic ability are similar to Jordan.

Time will tell if Super-Man will ever return. Obviously Michael will never play in the NBA again, but perhaps the story can be re-written and a new Super-Man will rise and protect the world... Or in this case, win a shit ton of championships and set retarded scoring records. 

Man... I'm tired. Fuck the spelling mistakes... I'm tired... and...

and....

and..

stoned...

One Love... Peace!

D. Hall!

References: 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Death_of_Superman#Aftermath

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/statistics

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Jordan

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_NBA_champions